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Old 07-17-2010
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My rant..... I always look foward to coming back home after vacation, mainly the way people act & drive. People down South are a lot more friendlier, and drive with some sense. No sooner had we crossed back into MD yesterday, the a$$holes were zoomimg, eating texting, etc. all over the place.

Looked over at the wife and said..." Yep, we're back home. Ain't it great?"
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Sorry, but I must have this and use it. Has to be one of the best I have ever heard!

I know I feel better know.

The band stoped playing for a little while (intermission) so I could fall asleep around 8:30pm and way to close to wakeup time.

The queen (dispathcer) made another mistake on todays dispatch. The heatless witch put a driver on that was not suppose to be on for working this weekend. hey wait she does that 2 or 3 times a month, so nothing new.
Well, 'Slinger, the whole quote as I heard it from an old friend thirty-five years ago (who heard it first from his very liberal minister reads as follows:

You are cordially invited for a visit and extended stay in the Theological Place of Eternal Punishment.

A novel and virtually politically-correct way of saying "Go to He!!".
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Oh WOW!! I've never noticed this one before. The place to unload all your cr@p.....

Ok, last Tuesday I took the wife and kids 100 miles away to the 'Alabama Adventure" water park, nothing awesome, but the kids didn't know any different, their first waterpark experience. So, we're all going down the water slides together when I went first down the one with the big funnel at the bottom, THAT DROPS YOU INTO AN 8-FOOT POOL AT THE BOTTOM !!! I was a little suprised by the depth, but before I could get to the surface I realized my 8 year old, who can't swim very well is coming down next, and HE has no idea IT'S 8 FOOT DEEP !!
So, I come out of the pool yelling to stop the next kid cause he can't swim. The pool guard was johnny on the spot, putting the brakes on the whole thing as I went running up the tower to make sure my son understood he couldn't go down the slide. AFTER I explained to him it was over his head and he couldn't go down this one, the wife asks me, "You mean he can't go on this one?" And I blurted out, "NO he can't go it's 8 feet deep and he can't swim!!"
She's about as bright as a firefly sometimes. As we walked back down the tower, she "advises" me to never speak to her like THAT again, to which I replied that I would do whatever I felt necessary if I felt my son was in danger and she needed to get over it.
So it's been a VERY cold week.
And today she wants to know if we're going to church in the morning.
Women, you can't live with them and you can't shoot 'em.....

Gunslinger, I'm jealous, you got a free concert......would've been better when you didn't need your sleep huh...
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There was one near miss last week where I almost hit some dumb b!tch walking across the street. Coming up on a green light in the centerlane of a 3 lane road, all of the sudden this girl walks right out in front of me, not looking to see if anything's coming or not. There was a work truck in the left lane, the woman in the right lane almost nailed her too after I stopped.

And get this...all that for a friggin hat she went & picked up that was laying in the road. Another 5-10 mph & I'd of had a new hood ornament.

My only regret was not sooting the sh!t of of the dumb b!tch when she bent down to pick up that hat.
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....and then we get told we need to go to Anger Management counseling...
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My only regret was not sooting the sh!t of of the dumb b!tch when she bent down to pick up that hat.

Ya I was thinking I should have gotten the SKS out and done some target practice the other night, but my wife reminded me it wasn't the other people fault just the idiot who runs the place and uses it for a tax write off.
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O K, 'Slinger, think of your Avatar for this one:

You possess a facial quality that makes time stand still.

Translation: You gotta mug so ugly it could stop a clock!

I just love wit that makes people scratch their heads long enough for a clean getaway, don't you?
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Had a Illiteratea$$ cut me off last week, almost taking my bumper with ! He happened to end up at the red light to my right and half atruck length behind. (I think you know where this is going now). I quickly reached down and the old EDGE HOT BOX was on 5X5. Getting revenge is so sweet ! I bet the jerk now wishes he had had airconditioning ! I filled his passenger compartment with a nice thick plume of blackness !
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Make 'im look like Jolson, didja?
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It's a FREAKIN BURGER bun, ketsup, pickle, cheese, burger patty, bun...not ketsup,bun,ketsup,pickle,ketsup,some other non-idetifiable substance,maybe mustard,burger,ketsup,bun,pickle,mayo...I hope.

It's a freakin burger put it togther like you cared how I got it you good for nothing ingrate.


OK I feel a little better now I think.
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