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Old 07-26-2008
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Cowboy and the Indians

A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy and bring him back to their camp to meet the chief. The chief says to the cowboy, "You going to die. But we sorry for you, so give you one wish a day for three days. On sundown of third day, you die. What is first wish?"
The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse."
The Indians get his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse's ear and whispers something, then slaps the horse on the donkey. The horse takes off.
Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked blonde. She jumps off the horse and goes into the teepee with the cowboy. The Indians look at each other, figuring, "Typical white man - can only think of one thing."
The second day, the chief says, "What your wish today?"
The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again."
The Indians bring him his horse. The cowboy leans over to the horse and whispers something in the horses ear, then slaps it on the donkey.
Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked redhead. She gets off and goes in the teepee with the cowboy. The Indians shake their heads, figuring, "Typical white man - going to die tomorrow and can only think of one thing."
The last day comes, and the chief says, "This your last wish, white man. What you want?"
The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again."
The Indians bring him his horse.
The cowboy grabs the horse by both ears, twists them hard and yells, Read my lips! POSSE, damn it! P-O-S-S-E!"

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Two of the voices in my head keep singing Don't Worry Be Happy... The Third Voice...Keeps Yelling... PULL THE TRIGGER!!!
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Default Re: On The Side...Joke Thread.

LOL.
Kinda like the Lady Sheriff.........was said to have the biggest posse in the territory.
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Hey guys, funny joke, and an old one, but it's really pushing the boundry set up by Rob.
DON'T BLOW IT AGAIN!!!!!
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Default Re: On The Side...Joke Thread.

You've probably seen these before, they are funny none the less!

Signs:

Sign on a Septic Tank Truck:
"We're #1 in the #2 business."

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit please back in."

On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

On a Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

Pizza Shop Slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."

At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."

At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."

In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."

On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."


Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

At a Propane Filling Station:
"Tank heaven for little grills."

And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Racer9</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Hey guys, funny joke, and an old one, but it's really pushing the boundry set up by Rob.
DON'T BLOW IT AGAIN!!!!! </div></div>

Wow. What boundry would that be???
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Default Re: On The Side...Joke Thread.

I guess we should stick to jokes like this...

Willie: My cousin is so vain.

Lily: How vain is he?

Willie: Hes so vain that he joined the navy so the world could see him.

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Please, never again...
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Default Re: On The Side...Joke Thread.

Kinda think the joke is funny myself.
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Sounds like something you'd hear on the Carol Burnett show.
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